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Veni, Vedi… Just Me?
Trapped on the couch, watching crap TV while DSM and the Concubine carry my head cold germs to the rest of the family, I have discovered something potentially disturbing about myself, dear Hooligans. I...
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I Still Rule You
HAPPY NEW YEAR, MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!! Another day, another argument with “George“ – Hoody Hoo: I’m actually kinda pissed the ‘Pocolypse didn’t happen… now I can’t use all my skills. “George”: Oh, like...
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Iiiiiiiii-KEA! (Gesundheit!)
Alright, it’s confession time in the Hoody Hoo Household again, Hooligans. mea culpa, mea culpa, mea maxima culpa, Lord, I am not worthy to receive thee… My name is Hoody Hoo… and I hate IKEA. Hear me...
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Spacing Is Important
Okay, so it’s always struck my inner Beavis as inappropriately hilarious that “therapist” and “the rapist” are just a misplaced space away from a Monty Python sketch. But now I’m paying the price (as...
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Evidence for the Defence, Milord
(Because if I ever have to have an actual trial I want to have it in England because 1) Wigs and 2) Hot little Adama boy on Law and Order: Great Britain and 3) FUCKING. WIGS.) Anyhoo… Y’all bitches...
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Hey, Dumbass!
Well, it seems Hoody Hoo’s Help for Hebrews isn’t taking off as the big successful get-rich-quick scheme humanitarian effort I was hoping it would be… so I’m forced to make me some damn money help...
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Finger Chickens
As opposed to Chicken Fingers… mmmm, chicken… SCENE: Hoody and Dear Sweet Mama are watching the New Year’s Resolution episode of “American Dad,” in which Deputy Director Bullock wants to chop off...
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Scorecard Update
For those of you who are playing along with our home game, please note: The character formerly known as “George” will now be known as “Gilbert.” Both in the Anne of Green Gables way and the BBC Being...
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Money for Nothin’
And if you’re not singing the Dire Straits song right now, I don’t know if we can still be friends… although that song uses the word “faggot” and I try not to use hurtful words like “faggot”… you...
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Drunk School Digest
So, confession time: Two Christmases ago (12/25/11), Hoody went to her Bad-Ass Cousin’s house (you know, the 0ne who always got you in trouble as a kid – that one) and got, as Hoody does tend to get,...
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Two Trailer Park Girls Go ‘Round the Outside
Yes, Hooligans, it’s time for yet another installment of everyone’s favorite program… ADVENTURES WITH DEAR SWEET MAMA Scene: Two Southern girls (Hoody and DSM) are at a random NJ diner. DSM has...
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F**k You, Betty!
Sorry I’ve been incommunicado for so long — my new Summertime Resolution is to blog every day. So strap on in, bitches! Once upon a time, two beautiful princesses named Hoody Hoo and Dear Sweet Mama...
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I Shop, Therefore I Am
So DSM and I went out shopping today — just half-assed, goofing off shopping plus a small grocery store trip, nothing major (which is good, ’cause I didn’t find any of the things I was looking for)....
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Say It with WHAAAAAT?
Hooligans, I can do nothing but present to you, this: For those of you who, like me, are retinally-challenged, that right there is a no-shit STORE-BOUGHT card that says, no lie; “I Like Having Sex with...
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Chasing Hoody
Okay, Hooligans, pay attention: Silent Bob: So, there’s me and Amy. And we’re all inseparable, right? Big time in love. Then four months down the road, the idiot gear kicks in, and I ask about the...
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Twilight Zone
So, here’s the Mike Sorrentino, Hooligans: SCENE: INT.: HOODY’S ROOM, EVENING: Dear Sweet Mama: Hey, Hoody, could you get my clothes out of the dryer? Hoody: Sure, no problem. Are they dry now?...
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I Got Me a…
…chicken? No…. Venereal Disease? No, fuck y’all… Pizza? Yes, but that’s not the point… I GOT ME A JOB!!!!!!!!!!!! I’ll be doing weekend news for two radio stations up here,...
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Like, TOTALLY!
First real day on the new job under my belt, and I’m chillin’ watching this great series on NatGeo: ”The 80′s: The Decade That Made Us.” So Hooligans, it’s time for... POETRY SLAM! We grew up in the...
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Canna Hoody Getta Ho?
(Yeah, I know it’s been awhile, but I’m back now, bitches! I can’t promise posts every day just yet, but how about we go for 3 times a week and see how she flies? You know I love all y’all!) Catching...
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For Your Viewing Pleasure
As we all know, television viewership takes up a significant portion of my day (largely because I’m holed up in my room hiding from the increasingly-evil Concubine). So let’s all pick up our clickers...
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